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Anonymous said: did you just recently received that ask on heya and lindshay? coz I'm pretty sure I sent this to you 1 month ago or maybe longer. I thought tumblr ate my ask.

Lol Yeah, that message was from a while ago. I meant to answer it but it got buried. Sorry for taking so long to answer it.

Are you the one sending all the Hanna and Brittany asks?

Me: Hey Mave? How’s your bag of salad?
Mave: Delicious. But it needs cheese. #actualgoober

Me: Hey Mave? How’s your bag of salad?
Mave: Delicious. But it needs cheese. #actualgoober

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

Anonymous said: heya or lindshay? which pair is hotter? wanna be in a 3 way with whom? But i think you might like it with naya and shay.

This ask freaked me out. It was like I sent it to myself from the future.

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Heya is so fucking hot on multiple levels.

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But so is Lindshay. Shay alone adds like 5 extra points due to her amazing personality and flawless hair. And Lindsey is the most adorkabke human ever created. I can’t even with her.
Sighs. I can’t choose.

And as much as I want to be apart of threesome with Shay and Naya (the thought alone is too wanky for words), I’d much rather watch Hemo fuck them all. She’s like a class 5 hurricane. She’d destroy their definition of what sex was and remake it in her image. I’d pay dollars and cents to watch her do it.

yochlochlo:

Angel Haze and Ireland Baldwin: A love story told on Twitter

A damaged and brilliant rapper from the wrong side of the tracks meets and falls in love with the pretty blonde daughter of a famous actor. No, it’s not the plot of a CW pilot. It’s the plot of Angel Haze’s love life as told by social media. It all started that strange summer in the O.C., when Ireland Baldwin staggered out of a taupe Mcmansion, sucking on an e-cig and anxiously twisting her David Yurman skull statement ring. A dark, smirking, lanky figure loomed unexpectedly in the gated cul-de-sac.

“Who are you?” whispered in a husky voice she learned last month in improv class.

Angel Haze lifted her leather snapback, gazing at Ireland Baldwin with wide mahogany eyes.

“Whoever you want me to be.”

(Source: afterellen)

Anonymous said: I'm a girl and I love dressing very tomboyish its the only way i feel comfortable, but my mom hates it. She's used to let it slide but now she's pressuring me to dress more feminine and asking me why I dont get a boyfriend. Also telling me I better not be a gay (which I am). It's gotten to a point where she's threatening me and she's even thrown away some of the clothes that I like. I don't really know what to do.

Aww, hon :o( I’m sorry you have to go through this.
How are old are you? If you’re under age and don’t have another place to stay then I suggest hiding the clothes you like to wear either at a school or at a friend’s house.
A lot of times parents think what you’re going through is a phase but it isn’t. There’s nothing wrong with you. There’s nothing wrong with preferring masculine clothes over feminine. I wish you could be yourself without upsetting your mom. It may take time for her to accept that you’re not the young lady that she wants you to be.