Today I had two adorable kid moments.
The first involved a 5 year old girl asking me politely for two rubber bracelets for her and her sister. Cue me dying and asking her if the two rubber bands on my wrist would due. She said yes and I died again.
The second moment was with a 6 year old boy. When him and his mom came into my store, he was holding a snickers bar in his hand. It was clearly melting and his mom kept reminding him not to open it. I admired his self-control. I know grown-ass adults who would’ve ended up with half that candy bar all over their shirt by the time they reached my register.
Anyways… It’s customary at my work to offer children the free cookies we have under our counter. Without even thinking about it, I asked his mom if he was allowed to have some and she said yes and so I asked him if he wanted some cookies and of course he said yeah but then I joked that maybe he didn’t need any cookies since he had the candy bar. And without missing a beat, he started pulling the snickers behind his back to hide it which immediately made his mom and I bust up laughing.
Kids, man. They make this world pretty freakin’ sweet.
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—